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LIAM OLSSON

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1st XI's Liam Olsson battles away against the tough questions from www.kartiersfc.co.uk

 Captain Fantastic epitomizes the complete modern day Kartiers footballer, players of his ilk are much sought after in local league football. Olsson aka Britney Spears, looks set to be a massive player for us for many seasons as the race for the championship comes closer season after season.

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Q What was your greatest moment of last season?

Only played a handful of games due to work commitments so finally winning away at Malton was nice after taking some stick from the gaffer that the team wasn't wining whenever I played

Q What was your lowest moment of last season?

Losing away in the semis to Dunnington. They're an awful team..

Q What do you aim to achieve by next seasons end?

As captain I’d love 2 be the 1st Selby player in over 20years to lift the championship. We've got the squad so fingers crossed

Q Could you tell www.kartiersfc.co.uk which Soccerette is your favourite?

Without a doubt ... Ian's!! Kendos’ wife is beautiful. Ha

Q If you were asked the rules of 'touch cock', how would you describe the game?

I would describe it as a Tom Osborne game

Q When was your debut for Kartiers and can you tell us about it?

It was a pre season friendly down Flaggy Rd against Gypsy Moth. I'd never even spoke 2 Kendo before and his 1st words were a bollocking!! Just said if I wanted to play for Karts then to keep my mouth shut & let my football do the talking. Before I could reply I was given a signing on form and told to sign!

Q Who are your Kartiers legends?

Not been around that long so couldn't really comment. Singy & Kendo talk about the old days a lot so probably just Singy. Ha.

Q Who in the first team dressing room is the worst dressed player on matchdays?

Jon James, he likes to rip his clothes 4 some reason

Q Are you superstitious? Do you have any routines on matchdays you like to keep to?

Yes, I like to wear the number seven shirt

Q Any predictions for this season?

As I said at the end of last season when Huntington won the league, if they're the bench mark then we'll win the league this year.

Q You are the Premierships equivalent of? (e.g. Ryan Giggs, Papa Bouba Diop, etc)

Think it was Andy Ricko who said a while back that I’m the Roy Keane of the team. Thanks mate!

Q Tell us about your first goal for Kartiers?

Left foot volley away at Haxby, got beat 4-1 in the end if I remember correctly. Beautiful goal though…

Q What has been your funniest moment while at Kartiers?

Seeing Tom Osborne stand up to Kendo! Hilarious

Q If you were stuck on an island and had to take one of the squads’ girlfriend/wife with you, whose girlfriend/wife would you take? lol

I think Jon James would agree with me in saying Barratts sister. Lovely